(De?)constructing national identity

Hi, everybody in the interspace,

here comes some more messing around!

Since national identity seems to be THE hot stuff these days, I wrote a little text concerning this topic...also thinking about nationrelated stereotypes, where they might come from, how they can be replaced by others, how random they can be, in which form they exist today....
Here you go:


I’m german: my favorite sport is soccer.
I’m german: my decission is between Lidl and Aldi.
I’m german: I’m very giving.
I’m german: I’m very selfconscious.
I’m german: I’m always the first at the pool.
I’m german: most of the times I’m blonde.
I’m german: I always have beer in the fridge.
I’m german: I’m afraid of the future.
I’m german: I have a “Dirndl” in my closet.
I’m german: I’m definetly not black.
I’m german: I’m aware of my degeneration.
I’m german: I’ve never been to the Hofbräuhaus.
I’m german: I have to point out my female leader.
I’m german: You should come see the mountains
I’m german: You should come see the seaside.
I’m german: I feel sorry for myself.
I’m german: I love New York but US citizens are suspicious to me.
I’m german: I’m very ambitious.
I’m german: I’m always at home by myself.
I’m german: I love the green of the hills.
I’m german: I’m in the mood for more.
I’m german: I have no right to be proud.
I’m german: My black red and gold is red gold and green.
I’m german: Actually I’ve always liked to party.
I’m german: Everybody here has a cellphone.
I’m german: I never think about my history.
I’m german: I’m well aware of our history.
I’m german: I never learned how to flirt appropriately.
I'm german: I never eat in the kitchen.
I’m german: how could you not have noticed.
I’m german: Nobody goes to church anymore.
I’m german: I always go by car.
I’m german: I’m on youtube
I’m german: I laugh a lot.
I’m german: I’m always open for something new and exciting.
I’m german: I prefer Burger King.
I’m german…